gross and hardly respectable -- yuk!
im refering to the receptable for butts
its an ash tray, i beg you empty it fast 
its full, smells like hell and enema bags
virginia slims with lipstick
an old dying habit that never seems to get kicked
some say newports can crystallize your lungs
smoke one in teh morning -- its can get a guy the runs
some smoke marlboro for the tough guy look
little johnny lit up, only one try it took
now that one guys hooked, with infected lungs
x-rays see tumors like metal detects guns
who invented butts? i dont know, a smart man
who makes dough off sellin heart attacks
my own father got tooken out by 'the big C'
but on the real, it wasnt cigs, he drowned in the big sea

if you to smoke, think -- have some levity bro
you ought to know it can cause emphysema
dont forget joe camel with the thick cock nose
it wont get bigger, it can shrink your cock tho
if you like, smoke cigars...you can think for yourself
tho in reality they will only lead to worse health
youd find poison if you analyzed the contents
concocted in labs more mysterious then loch ness
some do it sherlock holmes like and toke pipe
theyll live not a long one but a short life
trays of ash stink like satans bath
like dirty sewers laced with ass
smoke a whole pack to get dragon flame breath
then give me a big kiss and taste death
to induce vomiting, only one thing to say
'how about a greasy pork sandwich served in an ash tray'
