coach thanks for introducing yourself

now me and you kicked it and i know you well

but others want to know more

because we know you say youre fighting a war

tell us coach, what you stand for

becuase imaginations soar and exaggerations form

i know you want people to know the real deal

so tell us coach, tell us how you feel



tell us coach about your background

where did you grow up? where did you live around?

the poor side of town or a middle class crowd?

how did you learn to be so proud?

what was your family unit like?

how was it for the coach as a little tyke?

are you from the midwest or elsewhere?

weve never been, so tell us what was it like there



coach you are an honorable man

we know you fight with everything you can

you battle against whats evil

and you always fight for the young people

some might ask 'what does it matter?'

but im sure that you have an answer

so kick it to us coach, let us know

cause i have an idea but want to know more



coach i want to thank you for your time

i got one more question, lets put it on the line

this last question is a real kicker

i want to discuss malt liquor

cause we know youve given speeches and talks

i speak for myself, i speak for us all

becuase of your words ideas will be forming

so tell us all your views on the forty

