rock a beard and mustache like my prada suit fear a blunt ash
stay apprehensive like a weird cunt rash
keep your distance approach with caution
boastin often, wear minks in summer thats mostly flossin
roastin and coughin, smokin and chokin
you can roastin in a coffin that im supposed to close in
open casket, display the gruesome sights
convoluted twice, drink fuckin root beer with ice
quench thirst, swill bottles of holy water
the river jordan, still follow the stolen daughters
then been missin since back in eighty five
i suggest you lie down tape your eyes wait to die
you might think this is nonsense but to me its coherent
so i figure ill put it out there, who cares bout more feelin
i spit it real, only delivery is the parcel service
beatin off can blind you, lose your marbles form jerkin it

i tried to use hot sauce in place of visene
didnt work so well, now my face is blinded
pray to me kindly dont be demandin shit
althought im a god ill still slam your dick
in the door or the window pane to punish you for sins
but that aint all, theres still more pain and ill run thru your shit
i speak harshly but still need to party
jerkin off in the corner ill spill seed in your garbage
thats where it belongs, my offspring is damned from the start
i like to eat spam from a jar thats wrapped in a tart
im the last with true heart, the rest deserted us
they claimed i abused them, said they were hurt and fed up
germs from the red cunt, i suggest you avoid em
and if your dick has sex, boil it
so before you kneel first and eat the skirt
it dont even hurt, this rap -- read it first

ring on the phone and ill bring you home
if you aint got ends on gas then lick my toes
if you got no tounge then dont bother callin
dont be screamin in my ear like roger daltrey
i got people to see and biz to attend to
cant spend half my day tryin to defend you
i can pretend to but we both know thats worthless
its a sad excuse like strictly flowin with curses
im goin in your purses, i could use the loot
im not busta rhymes tryin to do the dew
im sure when i say this verse wont pay
casue when the suns sure to blaze i wear fur in the shade
im sure to get paid off a cure for the germs in aids
but i quit medical school before the first day
this is free but urgent, you wont need your purses
you need to learn it, read this first bitch

