woke up early at seven forty seven
are you deaf? i said pour me a seven and seven
sixty one minutes later, eight forty eight
debatin a 40, theyre great, need to get more baked
at high noon i need a monsoon of malt liquor
so thirsty from booze like a salt licker
lack of the stuff makes me mean sick, kid
so thirsty ill bleed and drink it or lean in the sink and sip it
now its one oh two, the sight of rum ill drool
drink anything, how easily my tounge's fooled
at one fifty one pour the one fifty one
you drink from plastic bottles cause your the dumb thrifty one
fifteen minutes of three, pour whiskey like pee
fifteen minutes of fame, the bottle whispers my name
falling out by early evening, drinkin bourban kneeling
a day without a drink, few worse feelings
tequila sunrise is the drink for dusk
i have a love for booze but some think its just lust
take my bottles to bed to cuddle and canoodle
but cant think straight, must be bamboozled

got bamboozled last night
blacked out fast like a smashed night light
hit the party, breezed thru, you need a drink, i need two
but sometimes you eat the bar, sometimes it eats you
couldnt lift my head, need someone to lift it for me
waking up 7am doin drunken inventory
lost my cell phone, keys, memory and mind
lately it seems it happens every time
something went wrong, drinking getting out of control
id like to hide and climb down in a hole
acting like an jackass, so called 'life of the party'
must be gettin addicted, think i like it? hardly
drinkin leads me to trouble, or leads trouble to me
lately drinkin's been leadin me to the double V's
thats violence and vomit, and a lack of vagina
bamboozled, im feeble, cant stand but id like to
crushing hangovers, ran thru the eye of a needle 
conscience like vodka, clear and see thru
they tell me that bloods thicker then water
bamboozled by fluids: blood, liquor and water

bamboozled by fluids: blood, liquor and water
organ failure my future gettin livers slaughtered
drink the pain away, lift the stain away
clear my mind cause tears to cry just rain away