~ War Time in Wasteland ~
 
'Twas war time in Wasteland, we ran from Highpool,
After killing Rex and Bobby, the fool.
A brief stop in Nomads, and then off to Quartz.
A wonderful village, filled with mean, Ulgy sorts.

We rescued the Mayor and his darling wife,
And Dan Citrine's reward, that set us for life.
Finally Ace, who fixed a rusty old Jeep,
That got us to Needles and collapsed in a heap.

We set-free a jail bird and were joined by Christine,
Whose temper and Uzi proved to be rather mean.
Down to the Waste Pit to gather up loot,
And off to the Church and save an old coot.

Our quest for the Bloodstaff was quite a task,
Even met Rosie, hope you don't ask.
The Bishop was happy and paid us quite well,
Then steered us to Vegas - a place much like Hell !

Resting at Spades, a warm friendly place,
Till we meet Kutie, who don't like our face.
Off to the jail house to rescue Covenent,
Avoiding the robots, cause our ammo's all spent.

We finally find Freddy, sounds like a deal,
"Bump-off", Brygo and his ring we can steal !
He's in the center of town, in a well secure place,
With a robot outside - you don't want to face.

We got through the door cause the Scorpitron missed,
But talking to Brygo, what we said, got him pissed !
Relaxed in his sauna and found his big vault.
We wanted to help him - this wasn't our fault.

So back to see Freddy, is he someone to trust ?
Better polish your armor - don't let it rust !
Then head for the Temple - forgiveness of sin,
Cause there are the sewers - the place to be in !

Kill all the robots and find Max's parts,
Give him his head back and he'll share all his smarts.
Two new locations in a world going mad.
Just hope you don't think these robots were bad.

Next there is Sleeper, a deserted strange base,
Marvels of science - to preserve what new race ?
There still remains a vault we can't open.
So back to exploring - and we'll keep on hopin'
 
There's a place known as Darwin which isn't to far,
Save us some sick dudes, in a room in the bar.
There's a strange science project in the south of this place.
There we meet Finster, at first face-to-face.
 
We were just wondering, what more will we find.
We may never know - unless someone enters his mind !
So into his Mind Maze for there is a key,
To help in the task of "Set the world free" !
 
Back to the vault that's unopened at Sleeper,
The armor and weapons sure are a keeper !
Down to the Citadel, and in through a wall,
See how easily the guardians fall !
 
If we were smart, we know how to fly,
So land on the roof and many bots die.
Into Cochise, we climb down a rope.
Watching for robots - "friendlies" we hope.

Into the vault - armor and weapons galore.
Hope we find Vax - he's as good as a store !
Then there's some training, a real easy test.
Hardly a reason for someone to rest.

Bust up the equipment as you break into each room.
Beginning to wonder "Will we reach the end soon ?"
Using Keys in each chamber, now which color is first ?
Oh, by the way was that last robot the worst ?

I think we got it - I hear something ticking.
Time for the robots to get a real kicking.
Into the pod, let's get out of this place,
The world will be safe for our human race.

We watched as Cochise was blown into the sky,
Thinking a Ranger is one mean, tough guy.
We'd rather eat rodents then holiday ham,
Keep a full canteen and may your Uzi not jam !