chorus:
a radical new idea
its very outlandish
some call me a revolutionary
but my proposal is quite average

wear a pair of pants and a shirt on stage
sing some songs into a microphone
play a guitar and hire a drummer
leave your props at home

verse:
i know the idea sounds so crazy
fuck yuor 'art' -- theatre's stupid
no costumes are allowed because
i dare you to just play music

chorus:
a radical new idea
let me know if it suits you
guarenteed success if you keep it real
my forumla is foolproof