Stopped at the store just to buy some beer
A situation occured and a cop appeared
I wasn't about to take any of his shit
I guess he was thinking that in society I don't fit

You fucking pig you want to harass
Me and my friend
I'll say it with respect
Mr. Pig

I just want to get drunk
On this beautiful night
I'll say it with respect
Mr. Pig

First he came on with his macho attitude
Then he realized there was nothing to prove
My insubordination brought him off his ego trip
His comment of the night was, "Retard, lighten up!"