'Master of Girth'

Feed your face we all have a skill
And you have your own
Long ago -- I saw you
You were training vigorously

Dredge the scum from your arteries witha scraping insturment
Master of Girth

Easy come, easy go
I can't imagine the bombs you drop
I can't imagine your training regimen
You know you have the girth
A nice fuzzy girth
You are the master of girth

Big daddy BoDean -- your monster truck is a golf cart to me
Master of Girth