"Bored" Feeding you face with everything in sight Never consider trying a diet I'll slash your stomach with a sword I'll feed the hungry and still have more Nothing to do and you're eating again Baked potatoes with plenty of chives Don't eat for fun -- eat to survive I'll slash your stomach with a sword You eat just because you're bored Grab a loaf of bread and rip off a chunk Filling your body with lots of junk Cereal bowls are what you cherish If you could you'd make me your main dish You've got mayo all over your lips Rip open anohter bag of chips Through the food it's comfort you seek One of your meals could feed me for a week The only thing that lights your eyes Is a bucket full of cheese fries Hungry again -- what a surprise Can't wait for the bread to rise Obsessed with filling your mouth with lots of food That's what you do ...and by the looks of it, you're bored way to often