you dont like me i dont like you
but you are someone i just cant stand
wasting your time living the low life
stabbed in the back you twist the knife
everything you say comes back to me
too bad your band wasnt meant to be
the last laugh is exactly what we got
and at your expense we laugh a lot

you called to stress how much we suck
take a look at yourself insecure dumb fuck
you could play better bass with your dick
now that would be an impressive trick

ive got a bad voice but i like to sing
didnt record your songs with a useless 5 string
so next time youve got a pedal to trade
ill trade you a bag worth half what you paid

complain about this complain about that
but look what we have recorded on DAT
and so you called up on the phone
to bitch us out with your angry tone
but thats the point you made my day
calling with nothing good to say
'write new songs and dont play mine'
got a complaint? well step in line